It was a warm Summer night

and as I was pwning yet another noob, I thought to myself, is this what life is really about? Pwning noobs and bragging about it. Upon this major life changing question, I realized it wasn't. That I was wasting my life away. So, I decided to go catch up with an old childhood friend, his name is Bob, and he. God damnit, nevermind, Bob doesn't exist. I lied. Christ, I even lied about pwning noobs, it was me who was getting pwned. While I'm at it, I'm not even a self hating eskimo. I'm a self hating communist. I don't even like to read the classifieds, like I told you in my profile. Hell, I don't even know how to read. Sorry for deceiving you all, but from here on out, I will tell nothing but the truth.

What the hell happened to Kel?

Since the title of my blog is what the hell happened to Kel, I thought I would devote this first entry to Kel Mitchel, who you'll remember from the hit nickelodeon sketch comedy show for kids, "All That," and also from the lesser known "Keenan and Kel", also aired on Nickelodeon. Ok, we all know Keenan went on to bigger and better things, getting roles in Barbershop 2, Fat Albert, and now a cast member in Saturday Night Live. But, that leaves the question, what happened to Kel, who in my opinion was the funnier of the comedic duo. Watching Keenan and Kel together on "Keenan and Kel" was like watching Magic and Kareem dominate the court, but in this case, dominate the world of comedy. The recurring orange soda gag, where Keenan would ask Kel if he liked orange soda, and Kel would respond by saying, "I do, I do, I do, oo," made the masses errupt in laughter, including this blogger, who is normally opposed to predictable comedy. So, thanks for reading, and be sure to come by next time, where I will talk about the often overlooked funnier side of Adolph Hitler.